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11,780 Reasons, But a Porn Star Ain’t One

Trump Train to prison goes off the rails

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Stormy Daniels is the gift that just keeps giving, kind of like herpes. You get the initial surprise and shock, but right when you think she’s vanished into the night, BOOM! The itch is back. Irritating and annoying as both Stormy and herpes may be, neither are as nefarious nor debilitating as they sound.

Falling flaccid

Being teased with the strong possibility of a Donald J. Trump indictment leading to an incarceration does incite a bit of giddiness in many Americans. Unfortunately, the excitement soon falls flat upon hearing the underwhelming cause for criminal charges.

The details seem salacious, but people’s sex lives are their own business, including the promiscuity of a President.

This blows

Plenty of Americans didn’t care about what happened between Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, and that little blue dress. Respectively, many today are not concerned with the affairs of Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels, and her hush money. Lies, infidelity, and adulterous scandal have penetrated the highest office of the U.S. on more than one occasion, but technically have nothing to do with the business of running the country.