What’s Going On Between My Legs?

“Keep my genitalia out your dang mouth!”

Have you ever been invited to a party in my pants?

I bet you haven’t!

Only limited space is available for what I consider to possibly be the hottest seat in town, which is usually reserved with a waiting list.

I’m not here to brag though.

I’m here to remind you.

Without clear, explicit, and consensual permission, whatever I have or haven’t got in between my legs is none of your…